Badly thought-out and poorly-expressed policy? Only in loose touch with reality? It can only be a Tory.
In particular, Ellee Seymour, who brings all her professional skills as a PR person to bear on the difficult issue of what to do with knives. Ban them is her answer.
For those of you who can't spot the immediate flaw in that argument, can I recommend the ever-readable Unity at the Ministry of Truth who applies his own razor-sharp wit to her argument ands leaves it in shreds.