No, sorry, not even I can manufacture enough bile to call for Lemsip to resign for lobbying on behalf of his new lady friend. I did try, honestly...
Although I would argue that both of the Cheeky Girls should be extraordinarily rendered to Guantanamo for their crimes against music, it IS Christmas and I can't find it in my heart to condemn the loveable Lib Dem MP (there has to be one).
Truly, it is the season of goodwill to all men.
Really, the only question is which of them is more desperate for media coverage - Lembit or Gabby?