Monday, April 21, 2008

Lembit pops the question. Again.

Apparently, Lembit Opik - my favourite Lib Dem MP - is engaged again, this time to one, or possibly both, of the Cheeky Girls (that's enough to make me consider joining UKIP). Let's hope it works out better than his last relationship.
Lembit Opik was a drunken, tight-fisted, shambolic show-off with hideous clothes. He said he was psychic and that asteroids will destroy Earth. No wonder he told me, 'You mark my words. I'll end up in No. 10'...

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