The Conservative Party are renowned as the home of Victorian family values. We saw an example of this only last week in Wolverhampton.
Only a few weeks ago, Theresa May wanted greater licensing control over lap dancing clubs, but as the Tories descend on Birmingham in a couple of weeks, it appears that a special conference discount has been arranged at one of our local venues that will even offer them a VIP room.
Mike Whitless has even lent his official imprimatur to the offer booklet by writing an introduction to the whole thing, but sadly he doesn't reveal if he has ever attended the entertainment offered by the Rocket Club to road test it for his fellow party members.
No news either if the Bournes will be offering discounts on their specialist personal services.