I do hope Albert didn't write the headline to his rebuttal of the Tory/Lib Dem Regressive Partnership budget that is in the current edition of Backwards. The main article makes some strong points that the Partnership seem determined to ignore and is written in a fairly punchy style, which makes this pullquote inexplicably soporific. Curiously, your correspondent himself also makes an appearance on the budget pages. I'm the one in the bottom left hand corner. Still no idea who the bloke holding the plants is - answers on a postcard, please.