Personally, I don't know how she can cope with the shame and the public embarrassment. I mean, it is one thing to direct porn movies, but to admit to being a politician? And a Liberal Democrat? That's just unnatural.
But while the Limp Dems think that they are breaking new ground by selecting a porn director as a parliamentary candidate - stretching their Liberalism further - the Australians go one step further.
They have the Australian Sex Party - a genuine, registered political party.
I kid you not. And unlike the Conservative Party, they actually have policies.
Rumour has it that they might benefit from a large swing in a well-hung parliament.