Friday, March 11, 2011

Why are Midlands Liberal Democrats obsessed with cats?

Well-known Liberal Democrat Mike Dixon is to start a 16 week sentence for battering his family cat to death with a stick, just a few days after Dixon was defeated by Richard Burden in the Northfield parliamentary election. While this is a pretty horrific attack on an animal, it has provided an exemplary quotation from the local party, who have summarily sacked Dixon and commented on his political future thus

He could stand again but no-one wants to be represented by a man who beats his cat to death with a stick.

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